Move over, minimalism. Satisfyer is turning up the heat and the chill with its new Steel Collection, a series of sculptural stainless-steel dildos that blur the lines between design object, art piece, and ultimate tool for pleasure.


Each piece, from the sleek curves of Pure Gravity to the dramatic S-shapes of Star Force, looks so refined you could leave it on your coffee table and call it “conversation-starting décor.” Have a partner? Perfect, it doubles as a design statement you both can enjoy. And if guests come over, don’t be surprised if they whisper to each other:
“Is that a Jeff Koons I’ve never seen before?”


But beyond the gallery-worthy look, these creations are engineered for more than admiration. Stainless steel weight offers effortless intensity, the smooth surface glides with ease, and the toys can be heated or cooled to unlock a new dimension of sensation. They’re battery-free, ultra-hygienic, and compatible with all lubricants, functional design in the purest sense.


At prices starting from just 665 SEK, this might be the most affordable “art investment” of the year. After all, who says high design can’t also come with a climax?